Excuses Are Good.........Sometimes!!

Who said excuses are for losers? Here are some really cool excuses for those who have the b**ls to stay sober!

· I promised my girlfriend that I won’t drink.

· I promised my mother that I won’t drink one day every week, and today’s the day.

· It is a special prayer day at my home so I can’t drink today.

· I have a bet with someone that I won’t drink for one whole month, and I don’t lose my bets.

· If you have a friend who also wants to stop/avoid drinking, then you can make a bet with each other about who breaks down and drinks first.

· I only drink on alternate days, and today’s my day off.

· It’s my turn at the wheel today

· I don’t drink when I am happy; I dance(and then hit the dance floor!).

· My girl doesn’t like liquor-breath when I kiss her ;)

· I don’t drink around ladies (if there are any present) / elders (this will definitely work in India!). Many a pretty lady will swoon at such a gentleman :)

· My religion forbids me to drink.

· No, thank you, I am already having too much fun. I don’t need the liquor.

· I like to have a clear head while discussing business.

It’s really not that difficult to say ‘No’, and after a while people accept you as you are and even respect you for being different. You can have much more fun at your parties if you are sober enough to enjoy the moment. And yeah, girls really don’t like liquor-breath and smoke-breath :)

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